Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Something really strange is happening...

So... I keep having the strangest sensation that whatever I'm sitting on is subtly vibrating... like I'm sitting on a huge vibrating cell phone.

I don't really know what to make of it.

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In response to this post, I got a great email from Colin's dad:

Your sense of vibration is probably due to the fact that your innards, currently a double-occupancy, have been slightly relocated. I suspect you are sitting on a nerve or blood vessel that you didn’t used to sit directly on. Sounds good anyway. Glad to hear you are perfect. I am taking this whole thing low-key. I have told a few people, but I don’t go overboard. My mom, however, may not have mentioned it to a grocery store stocker in Dubuque, but only because she couldn’t get his attention. Eileen is also excited. From this limited number of data points, I would be inclined to think excited is a female thing, but I wouldn’t want to make too many assumptions. Someone once assumed that all odd numbers were prime, and used too few data points: 3’s prime, 5’s prime, 7’s prime, 9’s experimental error, 11’s prime, 13’s prime; must be true.

I guess you should call me Dad.

Love, Dad.

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