Holy Hotness

So, have I mentioned that it is freaking miserable in Florida right now? I mean, I suppose it goes without saying... like Chicago in January. Only the opposite of that.

I went outside late this afternoon after a rain, when I figured it would be coolest... Maybe a little breeze following the storm. I needed to stain some shelves I bought for the house. So I laid out some newspapers on the driveway, and got to work. 3 shelves in, I started feeling lightheaded, so I went inside for some water. When I walked into the air conditioning, I realized that every inch of my body and all of my clothing was already soaked.